You want it you got it...

Okay, so the humans on TV said that the weather was going to suck for all of Valentines weekend, and it did... for all the fools that stayed inside! Ahhh Hahahaha!!!
She sun was out and so were we.
We got out and investigated our favorite spots and decided that you, our loyal fans, deserved a little taste of our modeling days.

The real key to being a successful dog supermodel is the look that says you don't care that the camera is even there. Check out Derek's eyebrow, above. It truly screams, "I AM MORE INTERESTED IN THAT BLADE OF GRASS OVER THERE THAN YOU AND YOUR CAMERA!!".
It
can't be taught.
Forget about that Barbizon stuff and go back to your day job, silly humans.
You wanna see beauty, just come here:
Ready? Okay, action photo -GO!

That's right, it really is that easy for us. Look at Darby here. Keep looking, cause she aint lookin back at you... Yup, not even noticing the camera. Starting to see a pattern here? Aint no half steppin in the international model game.
You want to see how we handle a group photo? Deal with THIS:

That's right, three former pro athletes that can't be bothered to see the photographer right in front of them. Darby even shut her eyes for the old "introspective" look.



You have just been hit by a photo montage!
We may sound jaded and elite, but we really love you, the little people. Without you, we wouldn't have people to wait on us constantly and enable our retirement lifestyle of luxury.
So let it be known: we love each and every one of you.
We hope your v-day was as great as it was for our humans and we thank you for stopping by!
Cheers,
H,D and D
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